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Don’t forget to flush

The media and the rest of the blogosphere has gone literally nuts over the Newsweek story that claimed that military interrogators, in Guantanamo Bay, flushed a Quran down the toilet. Oh by the way they retracted it because their sources were unreliable, or as we like to refer to them in the real world “made up.” Of course the politicos have been out in droves on this. With one side saying that his is an example of how the media is out to get the administration and the other side saying that this is an example of how the administration is strong arming the media.

Um……what?

Am I the only one that thinks that all this is just nuts?

Why are we fighting internally when we should take a look at the fact that these Muslim extremists are on a hair pin trigger looking for any reason to go apeshit and kill some people, preferably Americans. Look I am the first to say that the main stream media has a long way to go to get my trust back. However, when it is all said and done, Newsweek didn’t go over to Afghanistan and kill those people. They did not start the riots no matter how many times I hear it on TV. Those people were acting out of their own accord and were looking for any excuse to do what they did. Didn’t their mommies ever sit them down and explain to them that sticks and stones could break their bones, but words will never hurt them?

Let’s examine this for a minute shall we?

Here is the scenario:

Someone that you don’t even know tells you that they think that (let me think…… someone that all Americans can get behind on an equal dislike chord, ooh I know ) a Frenchman might have flushed a (insert your favorite religious book here) down the toilet. Do you?

A. Immediately gather your nearest associates and begin to riot in the street, cause havoc and kill people
B. Write a letter to your Congressperson to express the outrage that you feel towards this act, and call for an immediate ban to all things french
C. Start a blog to persecute the French
D. Realize you have better things to worry about, but nonetheless begin to use terms such as “freedom” fries and “freedom” toast instead of “french”
E. Take another swig of your beer, grab another handful of chips and change the channel

If you picked A please leave. You are nuts and we don’t want you here.

I mean come on. Even if it were true, it is just a book, and only a representation of the word of God. It’s not like they flushed the original stone tablets down the toilet.

This, by the way, brings me to another point, even if it was pocket-sized edition it would take some serious focus and determination to flush it down the toilet. Someone would have to rip it apart page by page and then you still have to deal with the cover. Which is why I didn’t believe the story in the first place, but then again I am, or at least consider myself, a rational adult.

I say as Americans we should do what we feel is right way down in our gut. What I feel deep down in my American gut is that all people have inalienable rights which include life, liberty and the pursuit of justice. Now there is something we can all sink our teeth into. Real hopes, real desires, that is what we really should uphold as long as we breathe air.

As long as what we are doing is defending those rights then the way I see it those who like us great and those who don’t can kiss our collective ass.

So stop the schoogirl-like bickering and let’s get back to work.

Empire building 101

As I sit here watching the Star Wars DVD in preparation for what could be one of the best Star Wars movies ever, being released later this week. I can’t help but think that maybe what Anakin needed was some time in the trenches before rising almost overnight to be the Emperor’s number two. I think a stint in middle management would have done him some good.

There is something to be said for working your way up the corporate ladder and not just getting to the top because you are the emperor’s bitch. Now I get that it isn’t as romantic as showing up one day and leading hordes of imperial stormtroopers into battle the next, but maybe, just maybe, putting together a few feasability studies on a rebel strike on imperial forces might have helped old Vader do his job better.

I am much more willing to follow someone because he has been where I am or has done the things he is asking me to do. Unfortunately it seems that sometimes the only way to get ahead is to be a professional ass kisser. The smoochers are getting ahead with little or no actual ability. Then the CEOs of the world sit scratching their head wondering why their company just isn’t as profitable as it used to be. Well it must be because of the “economy.”

Um…..What?

Hmmm could it be that the jackasses that you are putting in the positions of power couldn’t tell the difference between their asshole and a whole in their head? At least Vader had the “Force” helping him make the right (or wrong) decisions. The only “force” these idiots have mastery over is how to force down another doughnut while looking busy.

Today’s lunch surprise

A meal fit for a king. I wonder what kind of meat it is?

Today in fairyland

Ok, so let me get this straight. Some subhuman organism is able to get a pilot’s license and fly within 3 miles of the White House. A highly monitored and policed no fly zone over D.C. and the line is “Not really a big deal.” Wait, did I just hear someone say “well that plane really couldn’t have done any damage, so evacuating all those folks was really overreacting and a waste of those folks time?” Um….what? To make matters worse the lame stream media is reporting these comments like it makes perfect sense. I feel about as out of place as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest. Have we all lost our collective minds? Have we sunk to a level of gullibility that when something happens we all say “oh that wasn’t so bad, because CNN tells me so?”

Have we lost the ability to feel, to care, and comprehend?

Let me just say this. If you ever find think to yourself “Self, you know I think that guy is too close to that rattlesnake on the floor next to him. In fact I don’t even think he realizes that it is there, but I would hate to waste his time by telling him. I am sure he has more important things to do” GET HELP!

When did to err on the side of caution become a bad idea? Did I miss that memo? Then to make matters worse, when the hell did this become George Orwell’s 1984 with the lame stream media telling me how to feel, think, act and even look? Screw that.

I think we need to take a look at ourselves as a nation and realize what we are dealing with as a whole. We as people need to rise up and speak our minds and let the MSM know that we don’t all think the way they do. We don’t all agree with the messages they are pushing. And we will not base our lives on the words of an overpaid, under-talented, weak minded, but cute blonde on CNN. How stupid do they think we are? Well it’s been working for them this long so I’m going to say pretty stupid.

Whatever happened to basic rules of journalism:

  1. Get the facts
  2. Check your sources
  3. Report the facts
  4. Let the people decide what they think and how they feel about it?

It seems as though the new rules are:

  1. Get the facts
  2. Check source (optional step)
  3. Spice up the story with controversial commentary
  4. Report the corrected facts
  5. (place good looking reporter here)
  6. Report what the people are thinking – (Use a poll of some sort, make sure it backs up the correct facts or use interview with an expert that will back up the story)
  7. Mention that the new burger at McDonalds is great
  8. Ensure that the people are fully aware of how they should think and how to feel about the story

It is at this moment that I am reminded of those immortal words of Yogi Berra “If you come to a fork in the road, take it.”